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Excuse for speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.'Why on earth were you driving so fast?' the policeman yelled.'Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!'Friendship is love without his wings. (George Gordon Byron...

Lost Purse A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills." The boy...

A Special Football Match Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Brack, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher."Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied...