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I find his tendency to be ... overly dramatic most ... aggravating.

Well that just means he is really mentally well.

It can be concluded, based on his apparent jubilant state, that our dear attorney has been consuming the insidiously detrimental, illicit hallucinatory substance known to this Universe, and any other universes known to mankind or not, succinctly named "weed".

How would your like your reproductive appendage done, my good sir ?

Refrain yourself from being a captious obese feline. I gather that is the intent concealed behind his invective.

No, but I can abacinate you, lacerate your ligaments, disembowel you alive and slowly consume your flesh with my inveterate masticating engines until i find your bones cleching between my teeh to actualize your anticipation

Your highschool life was not filled with joyful antics, destructive schemes and love pains.

no you are not the youngest. I am. In fact I started my life as a college freshman two weeks ago, officially, and would trade anything for chance to return the old days of the 11th grade. Back then life was hell, but with the utter anguish I suffered came the boon of freedom.

You can, but doing so will greatly impede your ability to play a real acoustic piano later, since there are major differences between the two. I for my self also play the ukulele and the harmonica, the latter a little. To be precise I have a particular penchant for stringed instruments, and...

My good sir, I can speak in a highly distinguished Snape-British accent characterized with tonal fluctuation unprecedented to most ordinary learners, obnoxious emphases on integral words, stressful breaks between clauses and a lackadaisical intonation guaranteed to aggravate the hell out of you...

Objection : I advise you all to consume raw tea leaves in a manner as voracious as that in which you devour completely a gigantic slice of bread laced with nuttella after being left in starvation for a period no less than one week to fully experience and tap, figuratively, into the essence of...

As an inexhaustible source of cosmic knowledge completely irrelevant to what deemed nonutilitarian and distracting by people with a sense of materialistic pragmatism, I claim my innate aptitude for pedagogy :>

Wait, wait, I am innocent :( and my posts are innocuous :( I am right, right ? Anyone ? :(

The visitors can be segregated by their purposes: the nonchalant who enter this box, ask for help and tips from experts and once relieved of their conundrums, leave, never to return, and the inveterate who have frequented this box often enough to develop the habit of following the progress of...

I would love to see both of you well dressed in two coffins at my graduation speech.

Fear not, human. Your comrade is not so weak as to be easily traumatized by my diction.

The matter is that life in the first month in college reeks of triviality and things not worth engraving into my memory cells to be later retrieved and shared. Of course there are ... highlights, but I would consider having inexplicable visions during defecation too far beneath the threshold to...

Your constant obsession with getting laid illustrates how corrupted by earthly satisfaction your soul is.

I tend to make incomprehensible lines and put them into the "Quotations" section, with my name after each, on my Facebook to make people think I am so damn profound

Well, in fact law and medicine are among the most lucrative professions in the US. They do sound promising here too, until reality and a minimum wage shatter your ideology.