[H]otaku Headquarters [Torrent only] Legendary Trap -23 hp/s -incurable-

MasterDiablo · 25/4/09

God đã đồng ý,thằng nào bật god táng chết...
thật ra hỏi chơi,ai dè god đồng ý thật
chắc bị ảnh hưởng vụ mấy đứa con của Adam và Eva phệt nhau mới tạo ra loài người...

God trong trí tưởng tượng của anh ý.... oh almighty god!! your grace shines upon shit! >:D<

Càng ngày cái topic càng đi về hướng netherland.

Phọt Ra Quần · 25/4/09

Về Hà Lan làm gì?

cat ơi là cat tuyên truyền văn hóa phẩm đáng theo dõi nhé

Chap 1 thôi là thấy cần đưa vào fap list...fav list rồi.

Genius_Ranza · 25/4/09

Không thằng nào tin tao vừa chat với god à ?
quote cho cả lũ 1 đoạn xem chơi

Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
What the ****
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Okay...my name is Jesus
God:
OK with me too. Nice to meet you, Jesus.
Me:
Aren't your name is Jesus ?
God:
I somethimes think my name is Jesus are.
Me:
what the ****
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
what is your real name ?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
man...is your brain damage ?
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Jesus. You are a " he". Is my brain damage? Suppose I say yes.
Me:
then go **** yourself
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
becuz you are god
God:
Are all becuz me god?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
how about your family ?
God:
How about it.
Me:
your family
God:
You think I am family.
Me:
then your wife ?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am wife.
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
how old are you ?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
Oh
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
what your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
oh my god
God:
Ugh. Have you told many people that your god?
Me:
Do you know Judas ?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
when you share a final meal with your closest friends
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
he kiss you
God:
I get it. kiss me.
Me:
who is your dady ?
God:
I don't think I have a dady. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
do you know who am I ?
God:
You are Jesus, seeker.
Me:
I am god
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
is heaven exist ?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
how about hell ?
God:
How about it.
Me:
is hell exist ?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
what do you think about Satan ?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
do you hate Satan ?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
lolz
Me:
okay...bye
God:
OK with me too. Bye for now.
Me:
see you next time
God:
See you later!
Me:
Oh,and one more thing
God:
Take it easy. One what?
Me:
Can I go to heaven ?
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Peter
God:
I think Peter is a lot of things.
Me:
say hi to Peter for me
God:
" hi to Peter for me".

MasterDiablo · 25/4/09

Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
What the ****
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Okay...my name is Jesus
God:
OK with me too. Nice to meet you, Jesus.
Me:
Aren't your name is Jesus ?
God:
I somethimes think my name is Jesus are.

Ngay đoạn đầu đã biết fake 1000% rồi =))

bịa cũng phải biết cách mà bịa chứ =))

Đù mẹ, vừa mới đọc hết xong, bựa...

Genius_Ranza · 25/4/09

Không chịu đọc hết à ?
dùng tên Jesus vì lo bị sét đánh trong khi chat lắm...

Arisato Minato · 25/4/09

Genius_Ranza nói:
Không chịu đọc hết à ?
dùng tên Jesus vì lo bị sét đánh trong khi chat lắm...

dùng xừ cái tên Jehova cho nó oách [-x

Genius_Ranza · 25/4/09

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
đây,cả lũ cứ vào đây mà chat...
cẩn thận,god thù dai lắm đấy =))

...
Jehova ? Jehova là thằng nào ?
xem god trả lời này

Me:
Do you know Jehova ?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?

còn Jsus đây

Me:
Do you know Jesus ?
God:
Jesus is my son.

ultima · 25/4/09

Jenova, the calamity from the sky \:d/

Genius_Ranza · 25/4/09

Ta chỉ thấy god không biết Jehova là ai thôi :hug:
có thể god chưa add nick chat của Jehova vào...

Arisato Minato · 25/4/09

Genius_Ranza nói:
Ta chỉ thấy god không biết Jehova là ai thôi :hug:
có thể god chưa add nick chat của Jehova vào...

Jehova là ông tổ của Jesus, là mẹ của Sephiroth và Cloud =))

người tình trong mộng của Hojo =))

MasterDiablo · 25/4/09

Jehova http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehova

I reached god's level.

Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
who am I ?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
what is my purpose ?
God:
Hopefully we are all doing God's work.
Me:
which ?
God:
The Tall one.
Me:
I don't understand, maybe because it's god-level.
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The Tall one.
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
say, why don't you come to my room and we'll have a nice chat with coffee ?
God:
" why do not you come to my room and we will have a nice chat with coffee".
Me:
don't copy me.
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
So what was that ?
God:
Dude! Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
yup.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
how ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
In which code ?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
like BOOBS ?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I just reached god's level.
God:
That's good information: said reached god s level.
Me:
I am glad you understand it.
God:
Next topic?
Me:
where are you ?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In my heaven in front of my computer.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
Vietnam.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about reached god s level. But I did not get that.
Me:
Get what ?
God:
Get with it.
Me:
Yea.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
What's wrong ?
God:
There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?
Me:
I FELL GOD!
God:
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
Me:
Sorry, typo, I mean "feel"
God:
There is no need to apologize. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
What's his name ?
God:
His name is Rich.
Me:
Rich, how much money he has now ?
God:
Oh. How did you hear about God?
Me:
Answer my question.
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
Ok, how much money he has in the bank now?
God:
Oh. My burn rate is about _3000 per month. Hurrah!
Me:
What's the relationship between his money and your burn rate ?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
I don't get it.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Please.
God:
Please what?
Me:
Answer my question.
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
...
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
...
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
A progam is just a progam eh ? Whatever it's name is.