Cats (2019) - James Corden, Judi Dench, Idris Elba, Ian McKellen, Taylor Swift

Hay tại đã chỉnh cho tụi nó body giống người rồi nhưng nhiều con mèo vẫn ở truồng không mặc quần áo nên mấy ông thấy ghê?
 
Vấn đề là cái mặt nhìn nó ko bình thường :)) nếu chỉ là con mèo đi bằng 2 chân thì đã đành.

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có những thứ chỉ nên tồn tại ở định dạng 2D thôi...
 
Trailer mới nhìn vẫn gớm vãi nồi. Tạo hình mèo mà mặt ng, nhìn vừa dị vừa ghê. Hồi coi bản sân khấu, ng ta vẫn chịu khó hóa trang mũi, miệng nhìn như mèo, trông rất dễ chịu, ko hề dị hợm kinh dị như vầy
 
có gì ghê đâu mấy pa, cũng như quảng cáo điện máy xanh mà.
 
Đkm đi xem mấy phim gần đây, trailer xem liên tục mà thực sự đéo nuốt nổi :2cool_sad:
 
Đã đốt tiền mà lại chơi ngu , làm kiểu furry khắp người này thì creepy thấy bà , phim sẽ lỗ sặc máu .

Làm kiểu sau sẽ vừa rẻ mà vừa đẹp : chơi body paint , mà phải giữ lại tóc người cho đỡ creepy :

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Chỉnh sửa cuối:
Vé (or catolog quảng cáo) ở Hàn thiết kế theo kiểu Playbill của sân khấu kịch.

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review nè mấy mẹ ơi

The queasy fears prompted by one of the most disturbing movie trailers ever seen are realised in full in Tom Hooper’s jaw-dropping feline folly

With its grotesque design choices and busy, metronomic editing, "Cats" is as uneasy on the eyes as a Hollywood spectacle can be, tumbling into an uncanny valley between mangy realism and dystopian artifice.

Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs.

Cats is a strange beast to begin with, but the combination of strange CGI makes the translation from stage to screen even worse.

Watching CATS is like stumbling upon an unholy and heretofore unknown genre of porn. Every time these horny fur demons tongue a milk bowl and start moaning I was certain the FBI would raid the theater

CATS is pure nightmare fuel. The rejects from The Island of Dr. Moreau putting on a show is bad enough, but add to that more crotch shots than a Michael Bay movie and every imaginable pun…and that still won’t prepare you for the hellscape that is children faces CGIed onto mice.


I never knew Tom Hooper was capable of making a surrealist nightmare that would rival Jodorowsky, that could baffle David Lynch, that would prompt even the dark god Cthulhu to emit an impressed eldritch shriek of “nehehehehehe”

"strange"
"tiny human-faced cockroaches"
"disquieting"
"both a horror and an endurance test"
"ghastly"
"tedious"
"disturbingly humanoid"
"unnervingly human"
"nightmarish anatomy lesson"
"flat, undifferentiated crotches"
má cười đéo thở nỗi =))
 
Chỉnh sửa cuối:
má, review có tâm =))))))))))))))))))

https://www.theguardian.com/film/20...tom-hooper-judi-dench-idris-elba-taylor-swift


the filming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games,
Each actor involved here looks mad as a hatter,
When the trailer came out, we were CALLING THEM NAMES.
It began with Cat poems from old TS Eliot,
In the 80s, Lloyd Webber just put them on stage
That was frankly a bit of a gamble for Andrew, but
Coach-loads of punters made Cats all the rage.
Now Cats is on film, with many a lonely puss
Played by performers of A-lister class.
But the number of mammaries looks frankly erroneous
And tails that appear to emerge from each arse.
There are lots of big names here, names we see daily,
Names that supposedly give us a lift.
Nothing like Jonathan Pie or Bill Bailey,
But names like James Corden, and – yes – Taylor Swift.
The setting is London, it does look post-nuclear
There aren’t any people, so maybe there were
Bomb blasts – or maybe a bio disaster
Causing cat-human mutants with digital fur.
The twitching of ears on their heads is distracting
As they gaze at the greenscreen and sashay and crawl,
It’s weird to behold them all gurning and acting,
And why do so many resemble Darth Maul?
Did director Tom Hooper intend this appearance?
Did it make him feel happy – or cause him some stress?
We have to assume that he gave it his clearance
But THE MAN HIMSELF KNOWS and will never confess.
These are the Jellicle felines of legend,
All elbows and shoulders and undulant arms.
Each male in the cast looks a bit of a bellend,
And those bizarre whiskers don’t add to their charms.
The Jellicles welcome Victoria: a new cat,
Francesca Hayward’s the thesp with this role,
She’s sleek, unlike Corden – well known for TV chat
But it’s his size that reveals that he’s meant to be droll.
And then Idris Elba comes on as McCavity,
(A boomy-voiced villain in anyone’s book)
There’s a prominent gap in his penis locality.
I honestly didn’t … well … know where to look.
As Grizabella, Jennifer Hudson will sniffle
Singing Memory, this movie’s moment of truth.
But it’s warbling warbling warbling piffle
From a bag lady drama-queen obsessed with lost youth.
The Jellicles’ leader is Old Deuteronomy
Judi Dench has this part, looking very bemused.
What’s with that extra big fur coat? You’ve got me.
She looks bewildered and (like us) confused.
Obviously, Ian McKellen is in it,
And he’s got a tatty old topcoat as well.
The other cats’ nude state is clearly permitted.
But why? That is something that no cat will tell.
There’s another cat in it, by name Mungojerrie,
Not the 70s pop group who once raised a cheer,
With their Summertime chart hit that really was very
Much better, more catchy, than anything here.
Ray Winstone’s the creepiest cat in this feature
His Growltiger sends a sharp chill down your spine
With his hissing he looks like he’s having a seizure,
It’s scary – like adverts for betting online.
When you notice these cats in profound meditation
With a digitally created frown on their brow
Their minds are engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of what on earth to do now.
“Pretend to be cats!” says a director. They reply …
“Me? How?”

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Tôi đã lầm khi vào topic này:6cool_beat_brick:
 
Review làm thành thơ luôn, vl
 
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