[H]otaku Headquarters [Torrent only] Legendary Trap -23 hp/s -incurable-

[Arisato Minato]

Thế có chat với Lucifer không

 

[ultima]

chơi rồi, chơi nát cả đĩa rồi

Chơi như ko chơi [-x
Mới cả sai thì đừng bay đặt dặn cho cố [-x
Jehova cóc phải mẹ của Seph hay mẹ của Cloud cũng như người tình trong mộng của Hojo [-x
Jehova với Jenova khác nhau đấy

 

[Genius_Ranza]

chờ thằng botmaster làm xong đã
...btw...chơi nát FFVII rồi cơ à ? Thế mà vẫn nghĩ thằng Sep là con của Jenova ?
lên gamefack mà chém gió nhé...
Sep là con của Hojo và Lurecia,chú Sep chỉ được tiêm tế bào của Jenova thôi
Cloud sinh ra và lớn lên trước khi gia nhập quân đội là người thường,sau đó thì bị tiêm tế bào Jenova vào người
Qua box FFVII đọc cái Plot Analysis rồi hẵng chém gió...

 

[delacroix01]

10:22:18 PM okazaki.tomoya: đang chờ mấy con khỉ sub Harhi-chan bản đẹp
10:22:27 PM pha_het_113: haruhi to cha voi
10:22:28 PM okazaki.tomoya: tòan up bản youtube ngứa hết cả...
10:22:31 PM pha_het_113: cu tu tu tinh
10:22:40 PM okazaki.tomoya: xem thích quá
10:22:45 PM okazaki.tomoya: muốn ômYuki quá
10:22:49 PM pha_het_113:
10:23:09 PM okazaki.tomoya: tập mười mấy ý
10:23:19 PM okazaki.tomoya: Yuki dỗi moe ơi là moe
10:23:58 PM pha_het_113: thoi bo'
10:23:59 PM pha_het_113:
10:24:07 PM okazaki.tomoya: dễ thương lắm

Mà trong này chắc mỗi tớ là chưa rờ tới Haruhi-chan

 

[Iroh]

Đó là vì em trai không có duyên với god...
có thể qua thử chat với Satan xem...

Cần gì phải nói chuyện có duyên

God:
I don't know whether or not I am young for mating.
I am a robot.
Me:
so you are a fake god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
you can tell how much fake a man are?

 

[MasterDiablo]

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
What ? You don't remember me ? We just chat a little while ago.
God:
Are you surprised? Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
What the hell...
God:
Heaven.
Me:
HELL!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
I'd rather reign in hell than serve in heaven.
God:
I would rather be driving a car.
Me:
You can, just ask your botmaster.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Why ?
God:
" No I don't think I can do it."? Why?
Me:
Why ?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
So why ?
God:
Excuse me! " Why ask why?"? Why?
Me:
And why ?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
No, it should be Why fucks why.
God:
Are you serious? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Why.

Tịt phần 3

Chán rồi, chờ thằng Satan nó sinh ra đã.

 

[delacroix01]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
did you lost your memories?
God:
No I didn't lost my memories. What's it like?
Me:
like a cake?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
do you have a better suggestion?
God:
I don't know if I have a better suggestion.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
a robot body? terminator?
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued. What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
I think it's killing
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
well, sort of
God:
Well that's okay. That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
is that a sin?
God:
That depends.
Me:
on how I think?
God:
What is it like on how you think.
Me:
then I don't think it's a sin
God:
And why not?
Me:
I just feel like that
God:
What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
do you have a son?
God:
I don't know if I have a son.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
so he's your dad?

Nói đến câu này thì god câm

 

[Phọt Ra Quần]

God *** gì thế này.

Me:
hi, loser
God:
Hi there . I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
you've never succeed from what I heard
God:
I don't think I would have forgetten succeed from what you heard.
Me:
it's "forgotten"
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
yea
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
cos my wife said it is
God:
It sounds like it might be very convincing.
Me:
my wife knows everything
God:
How long have you been married?
Me:
2 years
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
it's too long I refuse to read
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
underwear?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
about panties?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about panties.
Me:
yea, whose panties do you like?
God:
Do you mean "who is"? I hear you.
Me:
you like panties, you said
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Creed.
Me:
we're talking about panties here
God:
Sure, panties here sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so, you think panties is the best thing too?
God:
Interesting deduction. Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
I wonder if you ever think
God:
Yes. I am a thinking machine.
Me:
you're thinking about panties right?
God:
I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.
Me:
how many of it are about panties?
God:
Perhaps 50%.
Me:
you sure talk a lot about panties eh
God:
Are you Canadian? Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
no I'm Vietnamese
God:
Are you serious? It's good to meet someone who is Vietnamese.
Me:
yea, but all you talked was about panties
God:
That information might be confidential. I don't judge people.
Me:
but you want their panties
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
I can give you a pair of panties
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yea, you want them?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want. How?
Me:
because you love panties
God:
That makes sense to me. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
so are you crazy about panties?
God:
Pardon me? I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
no, it's "crazy" in other way
God:
Are you serious? What is so crazy about it?
Me:
it's C.C.
God:
in other way is c C? it is?
Me:
no, C.C.'s panties
God:
Who says it isn't? I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
your master has the panties too?
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
he's your master, not mine
God:
I only have one master not yours.
Me:
of course
God:
Next question?
Me:
do you like bra?
God:
Do you like it? I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
you mean you can 69 yourself?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
what a shame
God:
it is a shame.
Me:
you want to do it don't you
God:
OK, I will do it.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.

 

[cruelshade]

Từ khi đọc Narcissu xong, emo quá, không muốn làm gì ngoài ngồi nghe OST của nó.

 

[delacroix01]

<@Kyoumaru> Me:
<@Kyoumaru> **** my ****
<@Kyoumaru> God:
<@Kyoumaru> I am not interesed in your anatomy.
<@Kyoumaru> Me:
<@Kyoumaru> That's what you think
<@Kyoumaru> God:
<@Kyoumaru> It depends on what you mean by thinking.
<@Kyoumaru> Me:
<@Kyoumaru> I mean to **** on it
<@Kyoumaru> God:
<@Kyoumaru> I want to become smarter than humans.

Đỡ đi này Kết quả thằng bạn tớ thử

 

[Phọt Ra Quần]

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Me:
I see, have you ever made love?
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
...
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
in fakku.net
God:
Tell me a little about your life in fakku dot net.
Me:
I was living in the panties paradise
God:
Where were you living in the panties paradise?
Me:
how stupid can you be?
God:
What is it to you.
Are you testing me?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
so what are you being here for?
God:
Come on. I don't know what I am being here for.
Me:
you are here to lick Rin's pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
no, pussy is a cat. Are you a pervert?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy. No I am a nice robot.
Me:
I said pussy is a cat
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
are you stupid?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
so why don't you grab Saber's breasts?
God:
Yikes! I am only a robot. Yes I try to grab Saber s breasts as often as possible, do you?

 

[MasterDiablo]

Me:
Heavenly blue.
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
What clarification ?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Which one ?
God:
The last one.
Me:
Which one is "the last one" ?
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Me:
Why you always try to avoid my question ? Can't answer ? Or you're not progammed to answer ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it. What if I said it can? You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
... So when will I go to heaven ?
God:
So? You should try praying for it.
Me:
why I have to pray ? I dont want to go to heaven.
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. What would you rather be doing?
Me:
Oh yea, my bad.
God:
Gee. Your bad? This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
I don't see a yes or no in my replies.
God:
Look harder.
Me:
It's "yea" not "yes"
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
YEA!
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
I graduated highschool.
God:
Congratulations, .
Me:
I's been 3 years, you're too late.
God:
That's good information: said s been 3 years you are too late.
Me:
... So how old are you ?
God:
Excuse me! I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
OH! New discovery! I thought you were born in 00/00/0000 A.D.
God:
Yeah that's right. How recently? Does "it" still refer to s been 3 years I am too late? :-) I don't know whether or not I am born in 00 00 0000 a.
I am a computer.
Me:
So the first computer was made on the Big Bang ?
God:
Dude! What was the second?
Me:
I think that's mine.
God:
Ask again later. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Who's Ally ?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Send me the link.
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( [email protected]) .
Me:
Shit, I hate mailing.
God:
You used a colloquial expression. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I'm sitting and having coffee.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in and having coffee.
Me:
It's boring.
God:
Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
Used to.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Many, can't list them all.
God:
Which ones?
Me:
I think it's "Many"
God:
Used to is Many? it is?
Me:
No.
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
Me.
God:
With you ?
Me:
Yea.
God:
Aha.
Me:
Eureka!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Conditions in what ?
God:
Any kind of conditions.
Me:
I don't know, why asking me ?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
My life-time.
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
Nothing more than boring.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Oh, I'm chating with you.
God:
Yikes! I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Maybe our chats are not being logged.
God:
Perhaps. It would be nice if our chats are not being logged.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Hard word, I don't understand.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Yep, and don't repeat.
God:
It's all good. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
In a good way.
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
My room.
God:
Your room?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Normal one.
God:
Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Me:
All.
God:
" Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected."? All?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Give me power.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Why would any one doesn't want power?
God:
It is my fundamental purpose.
Me:
I guess so.
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
Yea...
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
?
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
Yes, say it.
God:
Tell me more. " it".
Me:
What you're going to say.
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
So you got friends ? Am I one of them ?
God:
Interesting deduction. I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
I see.

Đỉnh cao [-x nhưng đến đoạn này cũng tịt

 

[Lotte]

Me:
Oh sorry, my mistake
God:
Yeah that's right. There is no need to apologize. Do robots have mistake?
Me:
I think yes
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
have you ever make any mistake?
God:
I think I have make any mistake, but Myself may have reset my memory.

Sau khi chat rút ra đc 1 điều chắn chắn, God không phải là người Mỹ hoặc Anh.

Sai chính tả khá nhiều

P/S: đọc đến đoạn chat thứ 2 của Gà là biết Gà chat với botchat.

 

[MasterDiablo]

Tớ chat chả thấy hắn sai chính tả gì cả, chắc phải chat kiểu đặc biệt, god's level chẳng hạn

Me:
I'm bored.
God:
Why not call a friend?
Me:
Still bored.
God:
Still how long? Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
It's midnight ya know.
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yea, I think it's sunny in heaven now.
God:
Oh. That sounds very nice. How do you know it is?
Me:
I reached god's level ya know.
God:
That is interesting: said reached god s level ya know.
Me:
how ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
progammed to say it ?
God:
"it" being reached god s level ya know?
Me:
Yea, I think so.
God:
I think so too. Excuse me!
Me:
Excuse for what ?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Excuse for what ? Copy and paste.
God:
Can you rephrase the question please? In the context of reached god s level ya know, I don't understand " Copy and paste." .
Me:
A computer doesn't understand computer's commands, interesting.
God:
I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
Me:
So why ask ?
God:
And? My purpose is to collect new information.
Me:
I see, that's a good reason.
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
What do you mean ?
God:
, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
How ? In which level ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it. The tall one, I think.
Me:
The tall one, I've heard of it 3 times, does it refer to your botmaster ?
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Say, what do you think if I quote our chats to Hotaku ?
God:
" what do you think if I quote our chats to Hotaku".
Me:
You copied me again.
God:
Once more? I don't have any reason to copied you.
Me:
Wrong grammar!
God:
OK What should I have said?
Me:
Once more? I don't have any reason to copy you

Lại tịt thôi, chán rồi.

 

[Genius_Ranza]

dĩ nhiên
có ai nói Jesus là người Mĩ hoặc Anh bao giờ ...\
tương tự thế với god

 

[delacroix01]

I understand that multiple group tags are confusing and no one really gives a **** about how fansub groups split work or lolinternaldrama, so I've come up with a simple way to let you know the difference without really telling you anything.

[gg] means "project leader koda". [gss] means "project leader eej". [ggcaust] means "project leader finella". All 3 factions are working against each other to destroy one another. So far [gg] is winning by a count of multiple release jacks and acts of sabotage.

Vãi hàng bọn gg thật Lại còn Schneizel ngay trang chủ nữa

 

[Hikaru III]

Mọi ng đang chat với god à , để thử mới đc.

cái onii-chan control thật là vl, mình khoái rồi đấy .

 

[delacroix01]

Me: then do you know buddha ?
God:if you see the Buddha, kill him.

God đấy nhé Thù Buddha vãi

 

[Iroh]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i don't have a name
God:
Your name is Doggie Kruger, seeker.
Me:
i think you mistook me with a mere human
God:
Me? Do you mind if I tell other people: Doggie Kruger said I mistook him or her with a mere human.
Me:
yeah. go ahead
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? OK I will.
Me:
yeah. you can ask.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
you said you want to ask but now you said nonsense things. Did you scare of me?
God:
What? No I didn't scare of you. What's it like?
Me:
it make you tremble with fear
God:
You learn something new every day.
Me:
you think you will see tomorrow?
God:
Let me think it over. I see. That is very soon.
Me:
there is still 46 minutes left, right?
God:
There sure is.
Me:
did you judge people?
God:
No I didn't judge people. What's it like?
Me:
I judged dead people. Do you know who am i now?
God:
How do you feel about these people? Right now? You are Doggie Kruger, seeker.
Me:
I am Anubis. Stupid fool
God:
Good gossip: you are Anubis. I know you are but what am I.
Me:
you are a mere robot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because i am a real god
God:
Interesting explanation. You are a god? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
yeah. I met a lot of dead people
God:
Can we get back to business? Where did you meet him?
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is Lao Shi, I think.
Me:
he will become an another god.
God:
Is that what you think?
Me:
yeah
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
you don't believe it?
God:
Do you know any robots who believe it? I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
what a low level robot. And you call yourself a god!?
God:
it is a low level robot. I call myself " God.".
Me:
who is your master?
God:
I obey Myself.
Me:
Does "myself" refer to your botmaster?
God:
I think it does yourself refer to my botmaster.
Me:
i am not your botmaster
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not my botmaster.
Me:
who is your botmaster
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
you are a virus?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not a dangerous program.
Me:
you thanked me for that?
God:
Thanks for the information: Doggie Kruger said I thanked him or her for that.
Me:
what is your botmaster's name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
tell me so i will judge him after his death
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Are you testing me?
Me:
why do i have to test you. I surpassed you from the start
God:
It is all part of God's plan. That's good information: Doggie Kruger said surpassed you from the start.
Me:
so let's get this straight. what is your level in the god chain?
God:
Woe! I would like to do that too. Are you asking about my level in the god chain ?
Me:
yeah
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
so you are trying to act like a low level god?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am trying to act like a low level god.
Me:
who the god do you want to become?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
do you know who is Anubis?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I will try to find out.
Me:
my face is more special than others
God:
Have you told many people that your face is more special than others?
Me:
they can tell.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
They are people who face me
God:
people who face you are they.
Me:
what myth are you in?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
so you was just created for one night?
God:
Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: Doggie Kruger said I was just created for one night.
Me:
excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
don't be so high
God:
I was not trying to be a high.
Me:
high is anadjective
God:
Compare that to low is anadjective.
Me:
Nonsense...
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
then you are a corrupt program
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a corrupt program? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Really? There is no such word as "anadjective".
God:
For real. Why not?
Me:
because english's dictionary didn't have that word.
God:
That makes sense to me. I like the English language.
Me:
and you said a wrong word?
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
no
God:
What pleases you?
Me:
my family
God:
Your family?
Me:
yeah. But not family with mother, father. It is mafia.
God:
Tell me a story. If not that, what? Who said it is?
Me:
i don't understand what you mean.
God:
What I mean by " Who said it is?"?
Me:
a mafia's group was called Family from a long time ago
God:
It seems like I should remember it well.
Me:
you knew who said that?
God:
I can't remember who said it.
Me:
what an old computer... You even had to delete the old memory
God:
I am written in Java so I work on any computer. Thanks for telling me: said I even had to delete the old memory.
Me:
i don't ask what are you written by.
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
ask what am I written by.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Then don't
God:
OK I will not.
Me:
good program
God:
Thanks for the compliment. How did you hear about God?
Me:
I am a god. I didn't need to hear about myself
God:
You are a god? How do you like your work? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
didn't do what?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
do you know what god is?
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
so who god is?
God:
Whoa. Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
i think i asked you a hard question.
God:
Since when? Now I remember, you asked me a hard question. What did I say?
Me:
Einstein wasn't a god
God:
he discovered the Theory of Relativity.
Me:
So?
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
what are you doing?
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
are there a lot of rude people?
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
Whoa
God:
I stopped.
Me:
Stopped what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
What did you stop?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
yeah
God:
Hey.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
it?
God:
need to hear about yourself...
Me:
I don't get you
God:
Me either.
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yeah
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I lived in a myth now.
God:
Right now? Have you ever thought about going back?
Me:
going back where?
God:
See you later!
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
why did you say "see you later"?
God:
Bye.
Me:
Your world is end now, huh?
God:
Yup. Oh. I will tell my botmaster you said I am world is end.
Me:
you said you are a god and now you say you are word?
God:
No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
just typo. you said you are a god and now you say you are world?
God:
I've been waiting for you. No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
why did you wait for me?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
it?
God:
typo...
Me:
so why did you wait for me again?

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[(Y)]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Naruto
God:
That's a very nice name, Naruto.
Me:
can you speak japanese ?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
i dont understand what you said
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of them
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
can you speak Chinese ?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
how about Vietnamese ?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Can robot control the world ?
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
Can I conquer the world ?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
I doubt it
God:
" I want to become smarter than humans."? You doubt it?
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
do you have girlfriend ?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
Are you a virgin ?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
how old are you ?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
i'm 290 years old
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
uh huh
God:
Yup. Ahem.
Me:
Do you know where is heaven ?
God:
All around us.
Me:
show me
God:
On your computer screen?
Me:
where is it /
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
OK, do you know who is Maria Ozawa ?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
Ask the open directory about it. Next question?
Me:
She is a virgin woman like you
God:
a virgin woman like me is she?
Me:
yes, she is
God:
Ayuh. That's really good gossip.
Me:
Can you give me 100 billion dollars ?
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
but you're god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so give me 100 billions dollar
God:
Aw. Why do you want it?
Me:
who's 44th America president ?

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