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~Vol 6 ending~
Snape: Avada Kedrava!
Dumbledore:*PWNT*
Hogwarts: WTF!
Harry: LFM Voldemort 25M! Achie run!
Hermione: I'll go.
Ron: Well guess I'll go.

~Hours later~
Ron: WTF this group sux.
*Ron has leave the party*
Harry: It's too early so guess it can't helped. Hey Hermione come and jizz me for the time being.
Hermione: Gladly.

~Seasons passed~
Ron [whispers]: Hey can you invite me again?
*Ron has joined the party*
*Hermione stops*
Ron [Hogwarts local defenses]: Death Earters at gates, LFM [School defender]
*You has join a raid group*
*Skirmish everywhere*
Voldemort: Avada Kedrava!
Snape: *PWNT*
Death Eaters: Yay our boss is uber twink now!
Harry: I won't let you
*Avada Kedrava-ed*
Death Eaters: lol

~Astral planes, or something like that~
Mom&Dad: Good job Harry.
Dumbledore: Good job dying there kid. Now that you're deactivated Voldemort hardmode...
Harry: Wait, when since I did it?
Dumbledore: *facepalm* Just go back already you stupid dumb ****!

~Mean while, Hogward~
Voldemort: Bwahahahaha
People: *Pwnt*
Mrs. Mineva: MEELE OUT AND ON ADDS PLEASE!
Hogwarts: We're all ranged, *Pwnt*!
Voldemort: *facepalm*
People: *Pwnt*

*Harry reincarnated*
Voldemort: WTF
People: *Pwnt*
Harry: Stop it idiots!
*Everyone stop "Pwnt" *
Voldemort: Harry... how could it be.
Harry: I don't know it neither, but guess it's cool.
Voldemort: Well guess there's no way around it. Lets duel!
*Duel*
*Harry Potter's Elder Wand procs and crits Voldemort for a wallovtext amound of numbers"
Voldemort: MY ASS IS GRASS! GRAWWAHHHAAHH!
People: Yay!
*Harry has earned the title [World first:The Dark Lord's quick demise]*
*Harry has looted Wizard Tier 17 set*
Harry: Now that's its all good, let's get married and do the disco!
Ginny: Gladly.
*Happy ending-ed*
 
*Avada Kedrava-ed*
Death Eaters: lol

=))
 
kiếm hình ghép vào nữa thì hay ;))
 
Cha này tường thuật HP theo phong cách WOW tếu vãi =))
 
Mrs. Mineva: MEELE OUT AND ON ADDS PLEASE!
Hogwarts: We're all ranged, *Pwnt*!

=))
 
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