Ok, I will tell you a story.
It is an epic, a love story, a hate story, and a sad story.
After a gem or two refreshing energy, I nearly made it. I'm on 191-200. Nearly there. Just one more. My fingers hover above the "begin quest". Then I thought, maybe I should bring my top items, maybe It'll be a tough challenge.
So I brought some holy lights, some fujin tonics, ores and seals. Little did I know, that when my sweaty thumb tapped the flat touch screen, microseconds away from embarking on an intergalactic journey into the unholy tower, skin pressing the unmarked area corresponding to the button which would grant me 100% completion and the good ol' thumbs up from Gumi Inc., I had sealed my destiny, my doom.
Mobs
Archangels/Goblins/Rantouls/You Name it
Mobs Mobs Mobs
Battle 3, warning signs blared, a boss battle! I must get ready! I sat up straight.
Here she was, in all her glory. Princess Estia Lvl 10. Ore, bb, bb, bb, bb, bb, guard (elimo)
Turn 3. She ripped my anus open. She anal pumped me so hard I got rectum prolapse. Estia was not love. Estia was not life. I was caught off-guard. Shotgunned in the nutsack. Fisted by the raging pendulums of her demon incarnation.
No worries, I'll gem and finish her off.
She's nearly dead, then she lets off an AOE bb that ripped the very foundations of my scrotum and created a crevasse known by many as the vagina. I, a grown man, now bear this gaping vagina in shame towards her.
Well............
she's nearly dead, I'll just gem again since i gemmed the first time. LOLJOKESBRBGETREKT
SHE RESURRECTED!! That's gem no.3.
I didn't catch her.................. Well **** time to finish the remainder of the vortex, get 1 gem back. and Cry. Cry a long time.
NEKMMINUT BATTLE 7 ESTIA BE LIKE WHAT UP HOE IM BACK AIN'T NOBODY YO ***** LIKE ME ***** U MISS ME HOE IMMA **** THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU DONT KNOW HU U MESSAN WITH
So here I sat, already burnt 3 gems. I thought. **** it why the **** not i've already wasted 3.
SO I WASTED 3 MORE.
AND I CAUGHT HERRRRRR
YEAHHHHHHHH
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
Creamed myself. Had to wipe it off the screen before I continued.
I only had 4 units left. No items. I had to incorporate strategy into staying alive, gotta survive. Level 10. .
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Estia
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**** you.
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