Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

Ep8: "The Force is Female" nhá, trật đi đâu được :| :|
 
Bad news for you, my lord...
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huh?
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Đi đâu cũng nữ quyền mệt bỏ mẹ ra, con bạn ta suốt ngày ca cẩm phụ nữ khổ sở phải đẻ đái đến tháng nọ kia, mặc mệt :(
 
Hỏi nó ai dí súng vô đầu bắt đẻ mà than? :))
Đi đâu cũng nữ quyền mệt bỏ mẹ ra, con bạn ta suốt ngày ca cẩm phụ nữ khổ sở phải đẻ đái đến tháng nọ kia, mặc mệt :(
 
nửa năm sau mới quay phần 9 ( ngay sau cái solo ), chắc lúc đó mới có tên film
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Chỉ mơ có ngày dc xem bộ phim này trên rạp với chính Ewan McGregor đóng ngay sau diễn biến phần III, hix...
 
đm thời buổi liên bang thiên hà còn đi luyện chữ tay =))
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#1 Anakin’s Lightsaber -Part 1
We waited two years to see what Luke Skywalker would do with Anakin’s lightsaber when Rey passed it to him. JJ build up that meeting, and faded to black.
Rian basically decided that it wasn’t important, and had Luke toss it aside like garbage.

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That whole scene is rather symbolic, as JJ basically handed Rian the lightsaber and reins to the Star Wars empire, which Rian promptly discarded. One can also point out that the gesture is Rian’s way of discarding the elements from the original movies as well.

#2 Anakin’s Lightsaber – Part 2
When Rey first touched the lightsaber in TFA, it gave her visions, and Obi-Wan can be heard in the background. The lightsaber meant something, and served as a catalyst in TFA.

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So what did Rian do? He destroyed it, ensuring that no one else would treat it as something of great importance. And with that one stroke, the visions that Rey had were ignored.

#3 Rey’s Parents
Her parents were nobody, but when she was introduced in TFA, JJ made her out to be someone of great importance. Otherwise, she would be some random Mary-Sue that Finn chanced upon on a desert planet. And why would she have a reaction when holding on to Anakin’s lightsaber?

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Rian clearly didn’t want to deal with that set-up, so he took the easy way out, by ignoring it. JJ had plans for Rey, but Rian had other, better plans.

#4 Who Is Snoke
Is he Darth Plagueis? How is he so powerful, and in control of Kylo Ren? Is he the new big bad or….?

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Well, before anyone can find out, Rian decided Snoke is a bad idea, and kills him. Not just by stabbing him, because anyone in Hollywood can come back from that. No, Snoke got cut in half and before anyone points out the return of Darth Maul in Star Wars: Rebels from that exact same killing blow, remember that Snoke died alone, since all his Praetorian Guards were killed, and his ship got destroyed.

#5 Captain Phasma
In TFA, she was established as a formidable opponent, only to be sidelined and tossed in the garbage. No worries. If anything, Rian will fix it.

READ ALSO: First Look at Titans' Robin!
And how did he fix it? He had Phasma be beaten by a former student, and gets her tossed aside. And in case anyone wants to resurrect her ala Boba Fett in Return of the Jedi, Rian included her on-screen death of her being consumed by flames. Could her suit have protected her? Maybe, but Rian made sure that Finn cracked her helmet, so there goes her chance of coming back.

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Talk about an undeveloped major character, who basically amounted to nothing.

#6 Let The Past Die
Rian had one objective – to let the past die, and he did it with great gusto. That hidden Luke Skywalker that JJ tried so hard to keep hidden? What? You expected him to survive?

#7 Kylo’s Helmet
In TFA, the identity of Kylo Ren was kept a secret to audiences, but the characters within the movie knew that Ben Solo and Kylo Ren were one and the same. There was no need for Kylo to continue wearing his helmet to mask his identity, since wearing the helmet was actually for the audience’s benefit.

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So the first chance he got, Rian nixed the helmet.

#8 The Knights of Ren
First shown in TFA, the Knights of Ren were assumed to be fellow students of Ben Solo at Luke’s soon to be destroyed Jedi Academy. If they were, why did they turn? If they weren’t, who were they? Luke did say that after his uncalled for provocation of Ben that Ben slaughtered some students and were joined by the rest, so where are they now?

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Nope. Don’t know, don’t care, don’t bother. Rian basically ignored the Knights.

Bonus F*** You from Rian Johnson to JJ Abrams: Wait, what about Leia? Isn’t Carrie Fisher dead?

Yes, she is. And Rian didn’t kill her. Which leaves JJ, who’s directing the next and final installment, with the honour of killing Leia. Even though the actress is not available, and Disney has stated that they will not use CGI to bring her back.

May The Force Be With You JJ.
 
lucas hồi làm clone wars cũng kĩ tính phết, revan cho vô phim sẽ rất cool nhưng đi ngược với ideal từ trước nên bỏ luôn
 
#1 Anakin’s Lightsaber -Part 1
We waited two years to see what Luke Skywalker would do with Anakin’s lightsaber when Rey passed it to him. JJ build up that meeting, and faded to black.
Rian basically decided that it wasn’t important, and had Luke toss it aside like garbage.

thelastjedi-theforceawakens1-640x366.jpg


That whole scene is rather symbolic, as JJ basically handed Rian the lightsaber and reins to the Star Wars empire, which Rian promptly discarded. One can also point out that the gesture is Rian’s way of discarding the elements from the original movies as well.

#2 Anakin’s Lightsaber – Part 2
When Rey first touched the lightsaber in TFA, it gave her visions, and Obi-Wan can be heard in the background. The lightsaber meant something, and served as a catalyst in TFA.

thelastjedi-theforceawakens7-640x280.jpg


So what did Rian do? He destroyed it, ensuring that no one else would treat it as something of great importance. And with that one stroke, the visions that Rey had were ignored.

#3 Rey’s Parents
Her parents were nobody, but when she was introduced in TFA, JJ made her out to be someone of great importance. Otherwise, she would be some random Mary-Sue that Finn chanced upon on a desert planet. And why would she have a reaction when holding on to Anakin’s lightsaber?

thelastjedi-theforceawakens3-640x323.jpg


Rian clearly didn’t want to deal with that set-up, so he took the easy way out, by ignoring it. JJ had plans for Rey, but Rian had other, better plans.

#4 Who Is Snoke
Is he Darth Plagueis? How is he so powerful, and in control of Kylo Ren? Is he the new big bad or….?

thelastjedi-theforceawakens4-640x342.jpg


Well, before anyone can find out, Rian decided Snoke is a bad idea, and kills him. Not just by stabbing him, because anyone in Hollywood can come back from that. No, Snoke got cut in half and before anyone points out the return of Darth Maul in Star Wars: Rebels from that exact same killing blow, remember that Snoke died alone, since all his Praetorian Guards were killed, and his ship got destroyed.

#5 Captain Phasma
In TFA, she was established as a formidable opponent, only to be sidelined and tossed in the garbage. No worries. If anything, Rian will fix it.

READ ALSO: First Look at Titans' Robin!
And how did he fix it? He had Phasma be beaten by a former student, and gets her tossed aside. And in case anyone wants to resurrect her ala Boba Fett in Return of the Jedi, Rian included her on-screen death of her being consumed by flames. Could her suit have protected her? Maybe, but Rian made sure that Finn cracked her helmet, so there goes her chance of coming back.

thelastjedi-theforceawakens5-640x306.jpg


Talk about an undeveloped major character, who basically amounted to nothing.

#6 Let The Past Die
Rian had one objective – to let the past die, and he did it with great gusto. That hidden Luke Skywalker that JJ tried so hard to keep hidden? What? You expected him to survive?

#7 Kylo’s Helmet
In TFA, the identity of Kylo Ren was kept a secret to audiences, but the characters within the movie knew that Ben Solo and Kylo Ren were one and the same. There was no need for Kylo to continue wearing his helmet to mask his identity, since wearing the helmet was actually for the audience’s benefit.

thelastjedi-theforceawakens6-640x327.jpg


So the first chance he got, Rian nixed the helmet.

#8 The Knights of Ren
First shown in TFA, the Knights of Ren were assumed to be fellow students of Ben Solo at Luke’s soon to be destroyed Jedi Academy. If they were, why did they turn? If they weren’t, who were they? Luke did say that after his uncalled for provocation of Ben that Ben slaughtered some students and were joined by the rest, so where are they now?

thelastjedi-theforceawakens2.jpg


Nope. Don’t know, don’t care, don’t bother. Rian basically ignored the Knights.

Bonus F*** You from Rian Johnson to JJ Abrams: Wait, what about Leia? Isn’t Carrie Fisher dead?

Yes, she is. And Rian didn’t kill her. Which leaves JJ, who’s directing the next and final installment, with the honour of killing Leia. Even though the actress is not available, and Disney has stated that they will not use CGI to bring her back.

May The Force Be With You JJ.

Đù má phân tích chuẩn vl. TFA ít ra nó làm trọn trịa và để lại hype cho phần sau, về Rey, về Snoke, về Ren, Luke... vâng và TLJ éo thèm giải thích bất kỳ thứ gì, đơn giản là ignore, thay vào đó là quả ship ReyLo đậm mùi ngôn tình cũng như subplot cực kỳ vô tích sự của một nam thần...
Càng nghĩ càng giống như khi coi JL xong, lúc vừa xong thì thấy hay đấy, nhưng càng ngẫm kỹ thì chợt nhận ra “ tôi vừa xem cái éo gì thế này????”””
 
Đù má phân tích chuẩn vl. TFA ít ra nó làm trọn trịa và để lại hype cho phần sau, về Rey, về Snoke, về Ren, Luke... vâng và TLJ éo thèm giải thích bất kỳ thứ gì, đơn giản là ignore, thay vào đó là quả ship ReyLo đậm mùi ngôn tình cũng như subplot cực kỳ vô tích sự của một nam thần...
Càng nghĩ càng giống như khi coi JL xong, lúc vừa xong thì thấy hay đấy, nhưng càng ngẫm kỹ thì chợt nhận ra “ tôi vừa xem cái éo gì thế này????”””
hồi xem TFA xong muốn xem tiếp ngay p8 ghê, trong đầu nghĩ ra tá lả theories :))
film này xem xong cũng ko biết nói sao nữa, ko nghĩ ra được gì cho kế tiếp, tại vì nó cứ cụt lủn thế nào ấy, chả hype cho p9 gì cả
 
Về căn bản thì phần này để "fuck u JJ" và "let the past die" thôi, thông điệp lặp lại cả phim mà. Cái mớ phân tích trên đúng ý mình vãi =))
 
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