WHAT DOOR?
Oh, well then, dragon dildos it is.
Am I seriously doing an unboxing thread in a dating game recap? An unboxing thread with no material box? My god.
HE KILLED YUUYA AND TURNED HIM INTO A PEN
There was a second, bigger box. I assume that is the one with the dildos. Anyway lets open it up and--
OH GOD.
So I am a junior now and I go to the infirmary only to find
what I assume will be the left over remains of Yuuya's corpse.
WHAT THE SERIOUS FUK I WAS KIDDING JESUS CHRIST
Cloaca quickly puts it together.
RUN B!TCH YOU IN DANGER
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFF
WHY AM I TERRIFIED OF A FAT BIRD WHAT THE FUK IS HAPPENING
GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSS
B!TCH THROW YOUR ASS OUT A WINDOW OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND HE DOESN'T
Then Cloaca-chan asks him about Yuuya and HE STROKES HER STOMACH AND SAYS THIS
THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING WHAT
11/28/11: the day I dated a considerate serial killer cannibal fat bird.
Oh lord game please do not go there
fuking fat bird
why fat bird why
Holy shit. When I referenced the Yandere Boys Heaven cds at the very beginning I had NO IDEA just how relevant they would end up being.
Cloaca-chan objects, saying that she just wanted to carry out her infirmary duties, which is a damn dirty lie.
Oh lordy.
Where we're going, there is no god.
I LOVE YOU MURDEROUS FAT BIRD
WHAT
WHAT
NOOOOOO I WAS FIRST IN THE CLASS I AM NOT REPLAYING THIS WHOLE GAME TO GET YOUR GOOD END YOU FUKING FAT BIRD WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK
oh god I will totally play this again to get his good end
fuking fat bird
Oh jesus he is gonna start experimenting with taxidermy.
FUK YOU FAT BIRD
YOU STUPID B!TCH YOU SHOULD BE AIMING FOR HIS EYES NOT STARING INTO THEM
He's a real pervert. Yippee.
WHAT FUKING HAND?
Or, you know, try screaming or something.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THAT'S THE END FUK YOU PIGEON GAME FUK YOU FOREVER GODDAMNIT CUTE CREDIT SEQUENCE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU