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thầy kaka thì bất lực, nar thì thông não = niềm tin, ku sặc thì vênh ml` lên cãi bướng, con sak thì lâu lâu chõ mõm vào ăn hôi mấy câu nhảm 

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đừng có nói với em là lão kishi định đẻ ra một cục shit kiểu "do nar quá xúc động nên rasengan chưa thành hình đầy đủ >>> thua chidori" nhÁ, thế thì vãi loành quáRasengan dạng phong thì nó phải có xoáy hình phi tiêu xung quanh nó chứ không phải là cái gió xoáy xoáy kiểu kia (Rasengan thường cũng tạo gió xung quanh bởi bản chất của chiêu đó là xoáy charka )


Dịch là "em thật sự nứng khi nhìn thấy anh"éo chịu nổi cái câu thằng nar nói với sặc, I'm really glad i met you!![]()

, mắt mờ, chakra thì cạn, mà vận chidori cứ như đúng rồi ấy
, còn thằng nar thì càng ngày càng sến đến phát bệnh
... Kishi vãi l` thậtEpisode 129 và Episode 136. Anime nó cũng có thêm 1 số chi tiết ngoài truyện để đủ 20 phút 1 tậpAi xem anime cho tớ hỏi Ep mà Ji vs Pain + Sặc vs Itachi là bn tớ down về xem đỡ buồn :'>

mới thấy bên vns
"So close and yet so far" or "Kishi is Sasu-Naru's biggest fangirl"
- Naruto and Sasuke are in the cover. About to kiss each other passionately.
- Since when is Naruto taller than Sasuke? Is he wearing High Heels?
- I love the side text. Naruto Uzumaki and Uchiha Sasuke, the class clown and the elite. It's like Romeo and Juliet.
- Their eyes met. Sparks fly. The buttsex subtext writes itself.
- Kakashi is not distracted by the yaoi and tries to hit Sasuke.
- Sasuke blocks and goes flying.
- Kakashi praises Naruto's timing.
- Naruto has great Big Damn Heroes moments. The problem comes later, when he starts talking with the villains and coverts them with fanfic.
- Sakura: Thank you, Naruto.
- Naruto is too busy ogling Sasuke, Sakura.
- Naruto: Sasuke, Sakura-chan is part of Team 7. I know, this may shock you after the way Kishimoto has treated her in the past few chapters. But I swear she is part of the team and even a main character! Just like us!
- Sasuke: You lie. Also, I'm ex Team 7. So I don't care.
- Kakashi: Ok, do you finally realize he is Evil and Cannot be redeemed ever?
- Naruto: *totally ignores Kakashi* Sasuke, Tobidara told me the truth about Itachi.
- Sakura: Truth? What? I NEVER GET THE GODDAMN UPDATES ON THE SITUATION.
- Naruto: I totally understand why you did it.
- Everybody: WUT
- Sasuke: As I told 200 chapters ago, you don't get it because you never had anybody. So, screw you. OUTSIDEEEEEEER.
- Sakura: *****, Naruto is still crushing on you even when the world is telling him to get over you!
- Everybody: *ignores Sakura*
- Sakura: FML
- Sasuke: Whatever. Did I mention I killed Danzou a couple of minutes ago?
- Kakashi: He did WHAT?
- Sakura: D:
- Sasuke: AND IT FELT AWESOME. BEST HIGH EVER.
- Kakashi: This kid needs to get laid.
- Sasuke: I'm finally cleansing the Uchiha name by killing everybody who ever associated with us!
- Yes, Sasuke, being an homicidal maniac is the perfect way to cleanse your clan's name.
- Sasuke wants to revive his clan by killing everybody. Not sure how that works.
- Sakura: Ok, he has lost all his marbles.
- Kakashi: This is what happens when you breed hatred. Sasuke is just a victim. Sakura and Naruto don't get it yet but they will. DUN DUN.
- Naruto prepares to do something!
- ...but Kakashi cockblocks him.
- Kakashi: This is my job. And Sakura...
- Sakura: ...Yes?
- Kakashi: Why are you not in the kitchen?
- Sakura: Butbutbut
- Kakashi: This is gonna get NC-17 rating and you are too young to watch this.
- Sakura: but I want to watch hawt man on man action
- Kakashi: No buts, get out of here. Remember that poisoned kunai you were trying to use? Well, it's useless. Sasuke's plot shield protects him from poison. And you are a girl and can't handle this.
- Sasukito gets ready to use Chidori.
- Who else thinks Sasuke will be getting a new outfit very very soon?
- Karin: *****, YOU WILL SO NEED A HEALER NOW BUT I'M DONE WITH YOU.
- YOU GO KARIN.
- Naruto: Are you gonna kill Sasuke?
- Kakashi: GTFO
- Naruto doesn't want Kakashi to hurt his future boyfriend. So he uses his kage bushins to molest him.
- Sasuke: You left him vulnerable and I won't hesitate to pierce him with my sword!
- ...That sounded wrong.
- Kakashi: Naruto, wait!
- Sakura: Naruto! Dammit, why does he get to kick his ass? >(
- Chidori vs Rasengan! This looks familiar...
- Naruto believes they could be standing in each other's shoes. Which I doubt, Sasuke only uses Manolos.
- Kishi is big on symbolism so suddenly we have a Rasenging Sasuke and a Chidoring Naruto.
- >insert big kaboom here<
- This week we replace your mandatory flashback with some hammerspace.
- Naruto: Sasuke, I´m pregnant.
- Sasuke: *****, I left 3 years ago. That ain't mine.
- Naruto: *cough* When I was a kid, everybody hated me...
- Sasuke: Not this shit again...
- Naruto: and I hated them too and I wanted revenge... but then I met people like you and Iruka-sensei... and I wanted to be with you, be like you, walk with you...
- Wait, this sounds familiar.
- Naruto just stole Hinata's confession.
- Not cool, Naruto.
- Now I know why Hinata has been MIA for over a year. Naruto did talk with her after he defeated Pain... to check if he could use her speech to woo Sasuke.
- I swear I thought Naruto was going to confess.
- Sasuke: It's too late, nothing you can say will change my mind because I'm set on EVIL. I´m going to kill you, your mommy, your daddy and your little dog too. So make your choice: kill me and be a hero or die a loser.
- Naruto: I TAKE A THIRD OPTION, *****.
So, how long till Madara rescues Princess Sasuke?



MIA = Missing in actionMIA là Miss in Army ông ạ
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