-=~ MONSTER HUNTER VER 2.3 -- Face To Face With Monster ~=-

>Zodiac< · 15/11/10

:'>
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Hunter
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Psp

Robo_Ky · 15/11/10

èo có khi lại cày MHFU tiếp

atlans89 · 15/11/10

Hammer (Ha)

Now for the Sixth Fifth Fourth Third Second best weapon: TEH HAMMAH. The Hammer has absurdly high attack power, is absurdly easy to use, and is absurdly something else. Anybody who uses it is permitted to claim that they are a pro. There are also weapons called Gunhammers that function exactly like a Hammer. Anyone not using them is a cheater and a noob.

cái này áp dụng đúng cho đám trên minegarde =))

X_Halo_z · 15/11/10

>Zodiac< nói:
:'>
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Hunter
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Psp

tục dễ sợ, nhớ cách đây 3 năm khi mới mua máy PSP đã có cái khái niệm P*** Station Portable rồi =))

>Zodiac< · 15/11/10

phỏng theo wiki thì Village chief là trùm cuối đứng đầu và là 1 trong Big 4 =))

The Village Chief's plans to kill humans and let monsters rule the Earth are revealed. He runs away and hides.
The Hunter most now stop the Village Chief's plans.

bựa vãi

sefer1988 · 15/11/10

>Zodiac< nói:
phỏng theo wiki thì Village chief là trùm cuối đứng đầu và là 1 trong Big 4

bựa vãi

nghe cứ như truyện naruto, 4 hokage 8-}

atlans89 · 15/11/10

Congalala

The most disgusting monster ever concieved. It throws shit at you, and can belch fart gas. It is, of course, in league with the Village Chief.

Blangonga

Not as perverted as the Congalala, but looks the same, except it is the bastard child of a lion and a white gorilla. It lives in the mountains, and doesn't seem to eat anything. It just gets angry at people and throws chunks of frozen poo at them. It is going through counseling, but so far three psychologists are dead.

thằng nào viết cái này cũng nể =))

>Zodiac< · 15/11/10

càng mò càng epic =))

cái này chuẩn nè =))

Kirin, A Random Unicorn
Kirin is a horsey. A horsey that shoots lightning, and neighs. A lot. It mostly just jumps around randomly. Makes its home in ancient towers, swamps, and mountains. 97% of people just play the game to see the sexy female armour. The other 3% play to hear Kirin neigh.

Kushara Gundam Daola
Daola is a dragon. Made of metal. So, he goes into outerspace most of the time to be hunted by Gundam Hunters. His role in Monster Hunter is vague, because of going into space constantly.

The Village Chief
Village Chief
The 4th member of the Village Chief's Big 4 Table of Death. Location currently unknown, although most likely a big tower in the middle of nowhere. The Village Chief most likely posseses some uber artifact that will destroy the world. However the hunter will probally arive just before then, alongside his buddies that he made on his journy. The League of Honor will also be there, but they'll probally have to stay outside for some reason. So the hunter will proceed to climb the tower, fighting his old enemies along the way. (Lord Tigrex, Mr Ku, and Shotgun Senator) At the top the hunter will fight the ultimate battle for the fate of the whole universe. The battle will most likely be very anticlimatic and short as Village Chief will probally have some really lame weakness that can easily be exploited. However, just before the end of the fight, the Village Chief will unleash some ancient evil or somthing like that. And Lord Tigrex won't be dead. And Mr. Garu went mad. And lots of other random crap that allows a sequel with more crap in it. Then again, maybe not.

sao khớp với cái này quá vậy 8-}

http://forum.gamevn.com/showpost.php?p=15076920

Longsword (LS)
A really long sword with the ability to constantly knock people over. 99% of players using it use it to try to be like their patron saint, Sephiroth.

sefer1988 · 15/11/10

>Zodiac< nói:
càng mò càng epic
cái này chuẩn nè

sao khớp với cái này quá vậy
http://forum.gamevn.com/showpost.php?p=15076920

biết đâu do 1 người viết,nhận đại đi >:)

atlans89 · 15/11/10

Nói đến LS với Sephiroth thì phải có cái này:

Aeris Gainsborough- Aeris once lived in the slums of Midgar where she was forced to 'sell flowers' just to get by. She sold her 'flowers' to everyone and used her profits to 'fund the local church'. To this day, she maintains the longest thing she's ever had inside her was Sephiroth's sword.

pure win

>Zodiac< · 15/11/10

sefer1988 nói:
biết đâu do 1 người viết,nhận đại đi

cái hồi viết bài đó thì ko hề biết tới cái gì gọi là uncyclopedia:'>

atlans89 nói:
Nói đến LS với Sephiroth thì phải có cái này:

pure win

win $\m/$
còn về psp cũng hãi lắm =))

PSP "Pretty Small Penis" So don't fall for it when people ask you"Do you have a PSP?" If you say yes they will laugh hysterically! Especially if it is a girl.

UMD

[edit]Utility of Mass Destruction
In 1976, an event known as the "Hacker Sacking" occurred. Twelve Japanese soldiers, busy breaking into an American network in hope of finding japanese pornography , were ambushed and taken back to an American base hidden in sacks; the Japanese soldiers were unable to defend themselves whilst using their PSPs. The Japanese government decided that anyone busy operating a PSP would have to have some chance of defending themselves. A team of researchers came up with the idea for the UMD: when a small catch on the front of the PSP was released, a small but effective nuclear disk was launched out towards the target. The blast from the disk was strong enough to take down two tanks within close proximity or fifty soldiers.
The effectiveness of the UMD was questioned in 1984, after a number of Japanese soldiers had been among the fatalities of their own UMD's. In recent years, UMD's have apparently been re-marketed in a number of Eastern European countries as an effective, low cost, drain unclogger.

ai dám post sang topic tin tức ko >:)

atlans89 · 15/11/10

để đếm ngày đc thả à :-"

ta gan chuột nhắt :">

sefer1988 · 15/11/10

box tin tức atachi làm mod ah,ổng mới chém chết 1 dãy trong topic call of duty black ops,coi chừng chết vì thiếu hiểu biết đấy :-"

atlans89 · 15/11/10

Pisces O' Fish

Mar 12 - Apr 18
“No wonder they say something fishy ”
~ Mr. Bean on being a piscean

Formerly Pisces the Fish until acquired by Birdseye. Pisces usually end up like bad guys from the Doctor Who show. They are composed almost entirely of cellophane, plywood and green paint. Ideal careers include Leading World Conquest, Leading World Domination and Attempting Global Takeover-tude. Their lucky number is 5i + 41^(3/7). If there are fish in the sea u can see me! In the end I love being a Pisces. Also in the sky Pisces is seen as 2 fish on a line therefore the God pisces was a dumbass who got caught twice. Pisces peeps have big eyes that reveal what they are thinking, usually about random shit that doesn't make any sense. They rule the feet and love feet sex. Pisces was created when two hobbits fell in a magical lake. They turned into fish. Years later, Kurt Cobain was fishing under a bridge in this lake and caught them. He ate em for dinner and became depressed and creative. Kurt Cobain tooted and the farts turned into people, thus the Pisces race being born.

xem về tròm sao của mình =))

hóa ra lần mình phát biểu ở box50 là nói thật =))

thêm cả cái này nữa =))

http://silligirl.com/other/horoscope2.php

tên trùm có hộ tống sư trưởng qua sông ko >:)

X_Halo_z · 15/11/10

ê ê, mấy chú spam bài tốt thế, đã đưa cho nguồn thì qua đọc thôi, còn trích dẫn lại nữa chứ =))

.
ko nhịn cười dc cái vụ mấy anh lính Nhật hack hệ thống của Mỹ để xem p*rn, rồi chế UMD (Utility of Mass Destruction =))

) để phóng tên lửa hạt nhân, có ảnh nữa mới hài chứ.

mà cái uncyclopedia này xuyên tạc họ với mục đích gì vậy?

>Zodiac< · 15/11/10

atlans89 nói:
để đếm ngày đc thả à ta gan chuột nhắt

bởi vậy mới phải train clone:'>

sefer1988 nói:
box tin tức atachi làm mod ah,ổng mới chém chết 1 dãy trong topic call of duty black ops,coi chừng chết vì thiếu hiểu biết đấy

topic tin tức ngay box mình chứ đâu có xa,cảm tử quân nào đồng ý hi sinh cho ae trong box cùng dc thư giãn:'>
^mục đích thư giãn:'>

X_Halo_z · 15/11/10

muốn khủng bố à?
anh em cho 1 thằng clone đi trước là ok chứ gì

atlans89 · 15/11/10

khủng bố là như nào

tên trùm làm mẫu 1 lần để ta quan sát thật kỹ

>Zodiac< · 15/11/10

>Zodiac< nói:
:'>

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Psp

có acc làm liền:'>
1 cái link nho nhỏ thôi mờ:'>

Mã:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Psp

X_Halo_z · 15/11/10

^ đúng đó,
đề nghị Trùm ôm bom qua tin tức 1 chuyến đi =))

ai có hình set armor của Aoashira chưa?

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