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MATURE CONTENTS
Đọc giả cần cân nhắc trước khi xem !
This is the story of League of Legends (SEA) a.k.a "Chiến Thần Chấm Cơm", If you have never played this game or you don't want to play game, probably you will not understand the contents below. But, believe in me, I will let you understand the whole story even that you are not a gamer. Just read it first !
It's in Dominion Blind Mode, when I showed my face, my nick... some suckers from Singapore or Malaysia or some corner of the world asked me "Are you Viet ?" (it's not difficult to guess if you see my nick in this game)
"Yes... So ?" - I answered
"We are gonna GG" - the **** face said. (It means "We are going to lose")
"Y ?" - A very short response from me
"Because you are Viet and you are on the 3rd round from Dominion, so noob" - the bastard keeps yelling by typing
Where do you sit on when you ride a bull ? I call that bull seat, but in this case IT'S BULLSHIT. You ******* can call me noob, feed, stupid... up to you. But shut your ******* mouth up when talking about my Nation and my People like that. What's wrong with you ? You hate Vietnamese because we are the most handsomes men of the world ?
Because of my typing skill is really cool, so I give him the answer as fast as i think: "Ok, sorry dude. When I and your mom gave you birth, you were already a pro player"
The Matching Q ended. The game began. We had to fight to other five guys. And in our team, there was a fight between me and one creature which looks like my dog keeping "Woof Woof" whenever he see me. (Sorry Fox, I compared that gay to you)
It seemed that everything is ok when we start. I took Cho' Gath because I had just bought his new awesome skin. My exp. of this game mode is not much: 1 win 1 lose and I was on the 3rd game. I soon realized that Cho's is not suitable for Dominion or I need more time to practice with this champ. The tragedy is not this part, the tragedy came when the sucker started to **** his keyboard
"OMG WTF Cho"
"Cho You Noob"
...
"**** Viet"
MC Hammer rapped, when "You Can't Touch This"... i STOP playing and do the thing that I always hate to when I game:
"Who is the shit talking something stupid about Vietnamese ?"
"Me, What do you want ? Want to fight ?" - and the bastard showed that he is proud to live in Singapore:
"Sell your farm, buy ticket and fly to Singapore to fight me... lol poor"
Maybe he want everybody know that he is a powerful gay, he chatted in public channel:
"Pls Report Cho' Gath, he's noob Viet"
The first time in this game, I dont want to win the match. I do "/all" (it means every1 in the game can see your text chat) and beg the other players to forgive and do not report me because I'm noob and I'm a Vietnamese
"Sorry guys, please dont report me because it's useless. The truth is I'm the Chair Man of Garena. They can not ban their Boss guys"
A lot of "lol" were showed on Chat windows
The kid tried his best:
"I will ask my friend to report you, when a lot of ppl report you, they will ban you, got skin but useless"
Dammit, You try to tickle my armpit ??
"Ok, get a pen, right down my name and email to Garena. Tell them that I'm your father and they will kick my ass like they did with your mother... "
Have i told you that i can type with my whole ten fingers ? That's why I got a very long answer
"And remember to tell you parents that I fired them. I dont want they buy ticket and fly to Vietnam to clean my ass when i give sh!t"
The loser stopped to show of his self-pro. What he could do is "**** your Grandmom"
I finished the war: "Kid, let's see how I ban your ass by 1 click after this game"
He quitted immediately, maybe he did believe that I'm the Chairman of Garena
The game ended. I closed it. And wonder why I gave some shit from my mouth like that ? Why I could not control my emotion in the game ? - Yes just a game ! . Wow ! The real loser is... me.
Base on some true stories
Saigon, 17-Nov- 2011
Cozy tha Po8
Đọc giả cần cân nhắc trước khi xem !
This is the story of League of Legends (SEA) a.k.a "Chiến Thần Chấm Cơm", If you have never played this game or you don't want to play game, probably you will not understand the contents below. But, believe in me, I will let you understand the whole story even that you are not a gamer. Just read it first !
It's in Dominion Blind Mode, when I showed my face, my nick... some suckers from Singapore or Malaysia or some corner of the world asked me "Are you Viet ?" (it's not difficult to guess if you see my nick in this game)
"Yes... So ?" - I answered
"We are gonna GG" - the **** face said. (It means "We are going to lose")
"Y ?" - A very short response from me
"Because you are Viet and you are on the 3rd round from Dominion, so noob" - the bastard keeps yelling by typing
Where do you sit on when you ride a bull ? I call that bull seat, but in this case IT'S BULLSHIT. You ******* can call me noob, feed, stupid... up to you. But shut your ******* mouth up when talking about my Nation and my People like that. What's wrong with you ? You hate Vietnamese because we are the most handsomes men of the world ?
Because of my typing skill is really cool, so I give him the answer as fast as i think: "Ok, sorry dude. When I and your mom gave you birth, you were already a pro player"
The Matching Q ended. The game began. We had to fight to other five guys. And in our team, there was a fight between me and one creature which looks like my dog keeping "Woof Woof" whenever he see me. (Sorry Fox, I compared that gay to you)
It seemed that everything is ok when we start. I took Cho' Gath because I had just bought his new awesome skin. My exp. of this game mode is not much: 1 win 1 lose and I was on the 3rd game. I soon realized that Cho's is not suitable for Dominion or I need more time to practice with this champ. The tragedy is not this part, the tragedy came when the sucker started to **** his keyboard
"OMG WTF Cho"
"Cho You Noob"
...
"**** Viet"
MC Hammer rapped, when "You Can't Touch This"... i STOP playing and do the thing that I always hate to when I game:
"Who is the shit talking something stupid about Vietnamese ?"
"Me, What do you want ? Want to fight ?" - and the bastard showed that he is proud to live in Singapore:
"Sell your farm, buy ticket and fly to Singapore to fight me... lol poor"
Maybe he want everybody know that he is a powerful gay, he chatted in public channel:
"Pls Report Cho' Gath, he's noob Viet"
The first time in this game, I dont want to win the match. I do "/all" (it means every1 in the game can see your text chat) and beg the other players to forgive and do not report me because I'm noob and I'm a Vietnamese
"Sorry guys, please dont report me because it's useless. The truth is I'm the Chair Man of Garena. They can not ban their Boss guys"
A lot of "lol" were showed on Chat windows
The kid tried his best:
"I will ask my friend to report you, when a lot of ppl report you, they will ban you, got skin but useless"
Dammit, You try to tickle my armpit ??
"Ok, get a pen, right down my name and email to Garena. Tell them that I'm your father and they will kick my ass like they did with your mother... "
Have i told you that i can type with my whole ten fingers ? That's why I got a very long answer
"And remember to tell you parents that I fired them. I dont want they buy ticket and fly to Vietnam to clean my ass when i give sh!t"
The loser stopped to show of his self-pro. What he could do is "**** your Grandmom"
I finished the war: "Kid, let's see how I ban your ass by 1 click after this game"
He quitted immediately, maybe he did believe that I'm the Chairman of Garena
The game ended. I closed it. And wonder why I gave some shit from my mouth like that ? Why I could not control my emotion in the game ? - Yes just a game ! . Wow ! The real loser is... me.
Base on some true stories
Saigon, 17-Nov- 2011
Cozy tha Po8
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