Just for Laugh

HOW GORILLA CAN HURT GAY ????????

Two gay men were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage.

The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection.

Unable to contain himself one of the men reaches in to touch it. As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, and takes him into the cage...slams him to the floor and screws him senseless.

A few days later in the hospital the boyfriend visits and asks his partner if he is hurt..... "Hurt? You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."

HORSE LETTER !!!!

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.


He asks, "What was that for?"


She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."

She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."
 
Chỉnh sửa cuối:
A Chelsea spokesperson refused to give any credence to the rumor that manager Andre Villas-Boas was so angry after the game that he stormed into the dressing room and screamed at Torres, his eyes murderous and spit flying, "Top class striker be damned, get a bloody gun and blow your brains out."

At which point Frank Lampard dived under the nearest table, shrieking, "No gaffer, you've seen his aim!"
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Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger admitted in the post game interview that his team lost because of a couple of basic mistakes. But the Arsenal manager was not impressed by the follow-up question, "Mistakes like forgetting that they don't play for Blackburn?"

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Wenger is said to be lining up a January bid for Fernando Torres. When questioned about the shock transfer, he clued the assembled journalists in to his visionary plan, "If Torres plays as center back, at least one of my defenders will never score past Szczesny."

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Last season Arsenal already did the impossible by coming fourth in a two-horse race. Against all the odds, they managed to go one better this season by scoring five goals yet losing a game 4-3.

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Please note that any Arsenal fans offended by these jokes may call the complaints hotline at (020) 2-1 2-2 2-3 2-4.
 
Chỉnh sửa cuối:
Son: Dad, how come there r mother and father day but no children day
Dad: Idk bout you but I don't usually celebrate my mistakes
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Caveman speak for everyone !
Found this on DN cherry Credit lolololol 8D 8D 8D
why for i do no damage?!!?!
shields=hack. i play fire and ice v shield guy. shield guy no take damage!! shield guys hack and they say gladus tek ma when they do. i want shield for fire and ice lady. she is bueatifull and very damage with fire. ice makes bad guys stuck. no work on shield guy tho. shield guy hack. gladus tek ma hack!!!! when in arene and i cast super fire shield guy raze hand and then GLADUS TEK MA but no damage. why?!?!? why no damage when shield guy there. stoopid shield guy. he zaps me or kills me with stick but takes no damage from fire and ice lady. i kill arrow lady ez/i kill big sord guy ez. axe guy tuff but i kill him also. stoopid shield guy and his gladus tek ma.
were downlode gladus tek ma hack? google no help me defeat shield guys. pease pease help me get gladus tek ma hack

big fire to sloe and shield guy bash me wit stick. then bam bam bam bam bam dead lady. no more fire. no more ice. next round. GLADUS TEK MA agin

GLADUS TEK MA! hack for shield guy. raze hand and shouts. fire and ice do no damaghe but stick hurts lady bad not fair that fire and ice lady doesn't get gladus tek ma or shield. pls ban shield guy

how i get gladus tek ma hack?

NEW HACK FOR SHIELD GUY!!! pease ban shield guy hurt. fire hurt him baddd no gladus tek ma hack. shield guy use new hack and gain life back!!!! first gladus tek ma hack. now shield guy have all hp hack. fire hurt shield guy. fire not hurt shield guy.

pls ban . give fire and ice lady cheats.
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Oh for the sake of the language =))
 
Some slang that you guys need to know, if you knew it ....
''''who care
just wanna spam ^^;
lmao = laugh my ass off
lol = laugh out loud
rofl = roll on the floor
 
I just scanned through the box and some threads from the past (around 2010 and older) provided much hilarity. =))
I won't tell you which, because I hate you, tho. :)
 
yup. have you ever seen Home alone. it's interesting film. i have ever seen it. i love it so much. you can find happiness and smile when you see it. hope that you will have a good time on christmas and happy new year
 
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