http://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield3/comments/mljpk/i_use_the_irnv/
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I use the IRNV.
Because you're sitting in a dark hole with a 240 bravo or 249 and a 3.4x scope with a bipod deployed.
Because my team has 9 recons laying prone in the spawn in case Alpha from two stages ago manages to become unfucked.
Because you and seven other cocknuggets are somewhere in a building with 6000 windows overlooking my objective with that fukin goofy 9mm silenced assault rifle.
Because there is Sniper fire raining down upon my head and none of my inept goddamn scarf-wearing recons know how to fukin put that little red triangle over your head.
Because the rest of my team is making lol videos with their fuking MAVs and EODs.
Because it's not my responsibility to subsidize your inability to hit me once with your silenced .50cal with your goddamn 12x ballistic scope by ensuring the impossibility of my seeing you with naked eyes while I'm sprinting, uncovered to the goddamn objective you're not properly defending.
And let's not forget how open I'll be to shots from the side if I happen to engage in aimed shooting when I'm staring down a fukin green tunnel with no peripheral vision. So I'll turn off the IRNV and maybe my speakers, too, so I can't hear the approaching MAV that's about to run me over while some asshole who I can't see spams me with fukin mortars from God-knows where. That should make the game more fair for you.
Nói luôn để mấy đồng chí mặc cảm ko dám thừa nhận mình dùng kính hồng ngoại: thằng nào ko dùng dở hơi chết mẹ luôn. Tớ thề là ko có cái kính hồng ngoại ko dám chạy lên trước, vì đơn giản chả thấy cái khỉ gì để mà bắn cả.
P/s: SPAM Q. SPAM Q. SPAM CHẾT MẸ ĐI, thấy là vừa nhấp chuột trái vừa W move vừa nhấp Q. Game này là team game X(