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[spoil]-Daddy-
I: After 8 more years, our battle will end...
I: When that time comes, hold this child as her father
I: ...you can hold her normally you know
K: I see...
-Intelligence-
R: Uncle Kariya, where's my present?
A: Rin, where are your manners?
K: I presented her one of the two presents I was hiding.
*Snatch* *Snatch*
R: Thank you Oji-san!
-The Distant Sacred Land-
A: The first step to conquest begins with analyzing a map!
W: Iskaaaa
A: To that end I have found us this
W: What? A scrap piece of paper...
Akihabara Moe Map
A: So where's Macedonia and Persia?
W: You think they're on here!?
-One and Only-
M: Kiritsugu is distracted by something other than the war
K: Maiya?
Dyson
M: Don't think about unneccessary things[/spoil]