Just for Laugh

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Well, I see foreigners have their own ways to deal with depression, don't they? Although I've got no idea how they came up with such weird methods...:|
 
Quite fun short story I've read today :
Why are all man smarter while they having sex?
Because they are plugged into geniuses.

Ẹnoy!:D
 
Again, that is discrimination ;-;

Moreover, men can have sex with men too. Does that count?
 
Woman abuses man: hilarity.
Man abuses woman: you have the right to keep silence, everything you say can and will...

Woman sees a man naked in his house: that man is a pervert.
Man sees a woman naked in her garden: that man is a voyeur.

Woman shouts at a man: he must did something bad.
Man shouts at a woman: what the fuk is he thinking, call the police!

Woman secretly follows a man: she must love him very much.
Man secretly follows a woman: a stalker, call the police!

Woman goes to the man's room and see him masturbating: he's a pervert.
Man goes to his room and see the woman masturbating: he's a pervert.

Man: I... I won't confess first, that is the pride of a man!
Woman: what the hell, when the woman won't confess you call her a tsundere, and now you won't confess and calling it a pride? IT'S SO UNFAIR! DAMN SEXIST!





Yeah there is no fuking justice in this world.
 
HOW TO LIVE?

"Darling," said the young man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?"

"Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will you live on?"
 
Some Confucius memes:

Girl meets boy in park. Boy parks meat in girl.
Virginity is like buble. One prick, all gone.
No difference between man and mouse. Both end up in pussies.
A good wife does 70 chores. Cooking and 69.
Honeymoon for 7 days. Make one hole weak.
Man who drops watch in toilet. Bound to have shitty time.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man runs behind car gets exhausted.
If you want pretty nurse. You got to be patient.
Learn to masturbate. It comes in handy.
Chicken is the result of sitting man. While baby is the result of standing c0ck.
Bicycle can't stand on its own. Because it is two-tired.
 
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The clip is really old but it still makes me laugh like crazy everytime I watch it 8-}
 
All the stories above is very good, but I don't understand all of them. Can someone translate them for me, please? I very thank for this.
 
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