(24 seconds later.)
Developer:
Let's not make this a habit.
Emo:
I very much agree with you sir.
Developer:
Your enthusiasm will take you places. Now, this is important. Those fixes we made to bugs that were beneficial to warlocks, they are working perfectly right? THEY ABSOLUTELY MUST MAKE IT INTO LIVE.
Emo:
Of course, but they were so minor to begin with...
Developer:
WARLOCKS SHOULD BE ElATED THAT I EVEN ALLOW THEM TO TOUCH MY SHAMAN'S MANA. NO, NOT JUST ELATED, ORGASMIC.
Emo:
Sir, we neutered it and even called it a fix. Which it was, but it was just so minor... ah, nevermind. It's done.
Developer:
Good good, I didn't want to have to delete the game over this.
Emo:
No sir, you worries have been laid to rest.
Developer:
However, I do realize this patch sounds pretty awful, so I've taken very calculated, I mean heart-wrenching pains to "balance" out those changes. Let's go to those. How do you like the new felhunter sound effect?
Emo:
It's fantastic!
Developer:
Good. How about the updated tooltips?
Emo:
It gives me great pride in my ability to read!
Developer:
Most excellent. Soulfire?
Emo:
Soulfire?
Developer:
I'm asking you!
Emo:
If I told you the truth?
Developer:
I'll kill you.
Emo:
And if I didn't?
Developer:
I'll kill you if I find out.
Emo:
Soulfire works awesome! I never lost an encounter if I used that spell.
Developer:
You lie.
Emo:
Right. Ok, I fell asleep every time I cast it.
Developer:
It's only 6 seconds long, 4 with talents. And it stuns and avoids interruptions. I'm assuming you took the other two talents right?
Emo:
Um, er, yeah. Yeah, of course. I couldn't get interrupted at all and the stun, that crazy 100% chance to stun, man that just makes the spell so boring. That's why I fell asleep.
Developer:
No possibility of interruptions and 100% chance to stun. I see. Well, if that's the case, then let me help you build endurance to stay awake those 4 seconds.
(4 seconds later)
Developer:
This really is becoming a habit isn't it?
Emo:
Terribly so, sir. Do you mind if I swing by a pharmacy to pick up some stuff?
Developer:
Not at all. Grab me a drink and a pack of cigarettes while you're at it.
Emo:
Sir, you can't smoke inside.. er, I'll be on my way.
Elated with this nugget of information I scurried my way out of Bliz's office so I could tell you guys about the amount of effort the developers put into our class. Rest assured everyone, we are in good hands.