HUSBAND: "Jeez, look at the tits on that barmaid!"
WIFE: "I think my husband has fallen in love with the barmaid!"
HUSBAND: "I think I have fallen in love with the barmaid! I hope my wife doesn't find out!"
WIFE: "I think I have found out my husband has fallen in love with the barmaid!"
Sometimes this couple will have a sidequest involving finding a questionable item that somehow matters a lot to one of them. In this case, finding the woman's missing rolling pin will somehow fix the couple's shaky marriage. In return for the hour of your life you'll spend finding it, you'll be awarded with either a piece of armor you already have, or a completely useless item such as the "Cracked Mirror" or "Stylish Feather." Examining these items will result in wildly insightful information such as "This mirror... it appears to be cracked," or "A feather of stylish origin. It reminds me of something..."