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[spoil]Chapter 267
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Box: One morning...
SFX: Pop
SFX: Flip
Box: She had grown donkey ears.
Hina: Ehhhh!!?
Left margin: What a sudden development...!! This week it's a fun and enjoyable extra chapter!!
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Text: Are those ears there so she can hear the voices of the students...?
Title: Chapter 267 is an extra chapter. "The President Has Donkey Ears!!"
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Hina: Eh!? Why? What's going on!?
Hina: Is this some weird disease!?
Hina: No, no!! What kind of strange disease would make ears grow out of your head!?
SFX: Flip
Hina: Is it some kind of curse!?
Hina: But what kind of supernatural phenomenon could have caused a curse like this...?
Hina: Ah!!
Box: The Saginomiya House
SFX: Thock
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Isumi: I see.
Isumi: It does seem that you've had some kind of curse put on you.
Isumi: But it's not really a problem, is it?
Isumi: They're cute.
Hina: It's a problem!!
Hina: I don't know how I'm supposed to live my life now that I have these ears!!
SFX: Droop
Hina: I'd be too embarrassed to go to school like this. What should I do...?
SFX: Place
Isumi: I see.
Isumi: Understood. We just have to do something about those ears, right?
Hina: Eh!? You can do something about them?
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SFX: Slide...
Isumi: This is called a hat. It has the ability to hide your ears when you wear it on your head. This is a wonderfully stylish unit.
Hina: That doesn't solve anythiiiiiing!!
Hina: That isn't what I wanted!! I want to solve this at the root of the problem!!
Hina: At the root!!
Isumi: At the root?
Isumi: But in that case...
Isumi: it's going to cost some money.
Hina: Eh?
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Hina: It'll...
Hina: cost money?
Isumi: Well, there are various things I need to do this.
Isumi: But since you've helped me out in the past...
Isumi: I'll give you a super deal of 93% off the normal price.
Hina: Eh?
Hina: Really?
Isumi: Yes, I'll only need...
Isumi: 150 million.
07
SFX: Chatter chatter
Risa: Sigh. Students like us sure have it tough. We have to head to school this early in the morning.
Miki: I know. They should think about those of who are delicate and not cheerful year-round like Hina...
Risa: Oh, speak of the devil.
Miki: Good morning, Hina.
Hina: Oh, good morning, you two.
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Miki: ...Eh?
Risa: Hina, what's with the hat?
Hina: What do you mean? I've always loved hats.
Miki: But...
Miki: Why a Hanshin hat?
Hina: Wh-why do you even have to ask? ...Isn't it obvious that it's because I love Hanshin?
Hina: Um...I-I always wear this hat.
Hina: And...um...I can't wait until Randy Bass hits another home run.
Risa: I think you're going to be waiting a while for that one...
Hina: Well!! I have something I need to take care of!!
Miki: Ah!! Wait, Hina!!
Risa: Maybe it wasn't good for someone as afraid of heights as Hina to fly on so many airplanes during Golden Week...
Miki: Maybe...
SFX: Slam
Hina: Th-this isn't working...
Hina: That hat just stands out too much...!!
Hina: Really...
Hina: What am I going to do...?
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Hina: And having Miki and the others see this would be one thing...
Hina: but If Hayate-kun saw it...
Hayate: Eh? Donkey ears?
Hayate: Isn't being moé through growing animal ears a bit too clichéd these days?
Hayate: If you're going to do this kind of thing, try to put a new twist on it...
SFX: Hoo
Hina: Ah. It wouldn't surprise me if he actually said that and it pisses me off...!!
Hina: Anyway, I absolutely won't let...
Hina: Hayate of all people see them...!!
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Hayate: Um, Hinagiku-san. About the student council documents...
SFX: Open
SFX: Whoosh
Hina: Why do you always come in without knocking!? Why don't you knock...!?
Hayate: I'm sorry!! I'm sorry!! I'm truly sorry!!
Hina: Well, excuse me for being too clichéd!! And what do you mean I should put a new twist on it? What kind of twist!?
Hayate: No, no!! I didn't say anything!!
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Hayate: I see. So it's a curse...
Hina: Yes...
Hina: I just...
Hina: don't know what to do...
SFX: Droop...
Hayate: Please don't get so down, Hinagiku-san.
Hina: Eh?
Hayate: With those ears...
Hayate: you...
Hayate: look really cute.
Hina: Hayate-kun...
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Hayate: Well, animal ears...
Hayate: are a bit clichéd though.
SFX: Smack
Hayate: So Isumi-san said it would take 150 million yen to heal you?
Hina: Yes.
Hina: She said she needed a lot of expensive things to heal something supernatural like this.
Hayate: But you can use that to your advantage.
Hayate: If she gets money from jobs like this...
Hayate: you can get the money more easily by helping her out with those jobs, right?
Hina: Eh?
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Isumi: You want to do 150 million yen's worth of help?
Hina: Yes. I'm sorry that I'm a complete novice at this kind of thing...
Hina: but I can't exactly get 150 million yen through normal routes.
Isumi: I see...
Isumi: I'm not quite sure why you want to do it, but you've conveyed your enthusiasm for it.
Hina: Eh? Th-then...
Isumi: Yes.
Isumi: I'll introduce you to your job.
Isumi: By the way, the payment for the job...
Isumi: is split up like this by difficulty and death level.
Hina: Death level...!!
Top row of chart: Death Level 90% || Death Level 50% || Death Level 10%
Middle row of chart: If you want to die || For experts || Super easy
Bottom row of chart: 50 million yen || 10 million yen || 30 thousand yen
Isumi: By the way, the death level is...
Hina: You don't have to explain it. I get the idea.
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Hayate: W-well, I guess you have no choice. You'll just have to do a lot of the cheap ones with a low death level.
Hina: Just because a job has a low death level doesn't mean that it isn't dangerous, right?
Isumi: Yes. You shouldn't take them lightly.
Hina: So could you say that, if you could handle one job at a death level of 50%,
Hina: it would be less dangerous than doing ten 10% death level jobs?
Isumi: Yes. You could put it that way.
Hina: Then the best plan is to...
Hina: go all out and take on a 90% death level job!!
Hayate: B-but Hinagiku-san!?
Hayate: Won't that be too dangerous...!?
Hina: No!! I'm Katsura Hinagiku, Student Council President of Hakuou Academy!!
Hina: I can't let myself stay in this state forever!!
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Hayate: Amazing, Hinagiku-san...!!
Hayate: What powerful determination!!
Isumi: As expected...
Isumi: of the one Shirozakura chose to wield it!!
Isumi: Then, I'll tell you...
Isumi: what the 90% death level job is!!
Isumi: First, get on an AIRPLANE and go to Canada...
Hina: On second thought, I should probably get some experience first by trying on of these 10% death level jobs!!
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Hayate: What weak determination...!!
Box: And thus, not a single thing was resolved...
Box: By the way...
Isumi: So is this Häagen-D*zs ice cream...
Isumi: good but expensive?
Sakuya: Hm? Well, it's a little pricey but not that expensive.
Isumi: Does it cost about 150 million?
Sakuya: No ice cream could be that expensive...
Isumi: I meant 150 million Zimbabwean dollars.
Sakuya: Huh?
Sakuya: Why are you talking about money in terms of Zimbabwean dollars?
Isumi: It's just a habit of mine...
Sakuya: What kind of habit is that!?
Box: Isumi-san was being oddly international.
Right margin: You probably can't even buy ice cream with 150 million Zimbabwean dollars. Inflation is scary. Next chapter: Opening color pages and a new development!![/spoil]
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