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, rút kinh nghiệm, rút kinh nghiệm nha anh em.
Ánh sáng đi trước âm thanh, vì thế, con người ta trông có vẻ thông minh cho đến khi ta nghe họ phát biểu!
Điều căn dặn anh em:
1. Là phải biết điềm tĩnh trước gái xinh và không giật mình trước gái xấu.
2. Không được đầu gấu với gái ngoan và không cần nhẹ nhàng với gái dữ.
3. Không được tự tử nếu mất gái ngon và không ngậm bồ hòn ôm gái nát.
4. Không được bộc phát thích gái teen và không được ném mình vào gái ế.
CHO dù số phận có long đong
ANH vẫn yêu em trọn một lòng
ÍT nhiều thể hiện mình em biết
TIỀN tài, danh vọng cũng bằng không
Đôi lúc hâm hâm cho tâm hồn thanh thản
Nhiều lúc nói nhảm cho cuộc đời thêm vui

còn cái nàyTypical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
When I want with my old buddies, and don't you
Give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?'
His new bride said:
'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
5. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
7. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
8. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
9. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
10. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
11. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
12. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
13. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
14. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
15. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
16. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
17. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****.
18. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
19. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
20. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.